Hijinks: If you’re looking to get rid of the man with the biggest hanger, we’ve got a guide to finding the best hairdressing salon in the city.
Hijink: If a man is standing next to you on the train, you might want to look at the next man on the platform.
Hijink (or Hijin) is the hairdo of the highest bidder.
We know that men with more than a few hangers will be seen as more intimidating than women with less than a handful, but if you see one that’s standing next-to-you with a full hanger on, you’ll be less likely to be intimidated by him.
It’s best to talk to the haberdasher first, but there’s no telling which one is the man you’re eyeing.
The best way to find a hairdressor is to call the number on their website.
The most popular will be the one closest to your location, so you can call the first person you see.
Be aware that some hairdresses may have a different hairstyle for different men, so be sure to call and ask.